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troyleroakley:

be-my-happy-little-pill:

troyethesexynugget:

tyleroakleysslave:

troyler-oakllet:

gladyousaidhi:

tylerslittleshit:

i’ve never done something so wrong

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG

I CANT I THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

DEMONS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIVES

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

I AM SCARE

bitch WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous asked
one direction as fish?

goodladnicelittlebody:

Zayn

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Indian Glassy Fish: These fish can be shy when kept in too small a group (fewer than five individuals) but when more fish are kept, they become bold and outgoing, making interesting additions to the community tank. It would rather prefer to be hiding amidst the aquarium plants, it is not very aggressive. The fish is of shy nature but it can turn out to be quite bold and active at certain times.

Liam

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Hammerhead Shark: They’re known to stick in groups, they prefer the company of each other. They also don’t have natural enemies, which is interesting because they prefer to eat big ass octupi and stingrays. Reminds me of someone who thinks they’re friendly, but finds themselves in contentious situations from time to time.

Louis

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Pufferfish: These small but highly dangerous and poisonous fish have large personalities. They are aggressive, playful and mischievous. They do better with larger fish (nudge nudge).

Harry

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Blue Whale: This long, slender creature is the largest animal to have ever lived. Their enormous size contrasts with gentle behavior; they are rarely spotted alone, and typically travel in pairs. They’re loved by other fishes in the sea, are a little shy, but also loud.

Niall

A fucking harp seal okay

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I dont feel I need to explain myself